April 23, 2008 - 18 Nisan, 5768
I failed Romance Author 101

Originally published at Read In Bed!. Please leave any comments there.

Ok. So I’m at the RT Convention, right? And I’m wandering around the EC Hollywood Glamour Party, right? Wearing a tuxedo and a top hat, which apparently lots of people liked. Anyway, I spot this guy with a SUPERMAN belt buckle, and I’m all “WHEEEE I LOVE YOUR BELT BUCKLE!” and I flip out my phone.

Because YOU KNOW I love Superman.

So then I kept bumping into this guy the whole convention, but he wasn’t wearing a name tag. He was cute and all — but you know, RT is teeeeeeming with cute guys and so every time I saw him I checked for the buckle but he never wore it again, and then I was all “so, hey, what’s going on? Are you having fun? What are you doing here, just hanging out?” Because I knew he wasn’t a Caveman and he wasn’t a Mr. RT contestant, so…I didn’t know. He could’ve been someone’s son or something. I met one of them schlepping boxes in an elevator and another one in a cowboy hat, so, you know, they’re around. So he was like “RT asked me to come and hang out.”

Okay. Well, whatever, I was thinking hey, if RT wants to have cute guys come and hang out, more the merrier, right?

So I kept seeing him and I’d say something about the buckle and he’d smile and whatever. But I never did find out who he was.

Until I got home and someone posted pictures of themselves and FORMER MR. ROMANCE WINNER ANDREI CLAUDE!!!!

Yep. Superman beltbuckle boy.

Well, I felt like a total dunce. So I messaged him via Myspace and told him I was a dunce but that it was so nice to meet him, and you know what? He messaged me back! WHAT A NICE GUY!

I think I might have to be an Andrei Claude fangirl now. So I thought hey, I’ll friend him on Myspace, right?

MORE.FAIL.

We were already Myspace friends!!!!! Sweet Baby James. Not only did I not know him from Mr. Romance fame, but we were FRIENDS on MYSPACE and I didn’t KNOW IT.

FAILLLLLL!!!!!!

I am clearly a moron.

So…if you want to learn more about Mr. Andrei Claude, who in addition to having superior taste in belt buckles, is a super nice guy, go check him out at Myspace.

I hope nobody revokes my RT privileges for this, that would totally suck. And I promise in Orlando I will know who you are. And we can be all, you know. Talking about Superman, or whatever.

*sigh*

M

PS — SUPER.NICE.GUY.

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