I didn’t know you when you started. Oh, I saw the articles in Entertainment Weekly, heard the buzz. But you came on in a time when I didn’t watch television, had no Tivo to help me. I didn’t care much about you, in the beginning. And then…Netflix came into my life. That saucy whore. Teasing [...]

<div class=\"postavatar\"></div> Well, I cleaned off my desk today, and let me tell you something. It always takes a really long time. I also did laundry, and that takes a long time, too! Which makes my eyes all squinty, the laundry and the cleaning. I also edited a Spice Brief called The Experiment and sent [...]

So, if you don’t really like books with lots of sex in them and consider them “porn” maybe it would be better if you didn’t…um…read them? And complaining about the fact that an erotic novel has a lot of sex in it really makes you look sort of…well…not even sort of…just plain silly. So, you [...]

<div class=\"postavatar\"></div> It’s the tick-tick-tock of the countdown. I have 45 minutes until Spawn2 gets on the bus. And I will be. Alone. Blessedly, quietly, silently, caffeinated, house-a-wreck, laundry-looming…ALONE. If you could see my face it would be smiling. So, what am I going to do on my glorious, glorious first day alone after what [...]

No matter how bad your day was, at least a squirrel didn’t die on your bed. Oh, and if it’s still a bad day, just think about what babies would look like if they had mustaches.

<div class=\"postavatar\"></div> It’s a strange, strange, thing, innit? I mean, any monkey with a computer can have a blog. And these days, I wouldn’t be surprised to discover that monkeys have computers. And blogs. I have a blog. I’m basically a monkey with a computer. I talk about what I want to write about and [...]

<div class=\"postavatar\"></div> I’m transferring old journal entries to a bound book, for keeping…and I found this one: Dirty I finished the first round of edits today on Dirty. I am lost inside this book. I’m just…lost. I’m immersed. I worked for a few hours today, then had to take a break and have at the [...]

<div class=\"postavatar\"></div> Well, well, well, Amazon.com, how does it feel when the mighty hammer of smut readers and queers and kinksters comes down to smite you? I don’t need to reprint the email that people are receiving after complaining to Amazon.com about the whole ratings stripping debacle, but I do like that they admitted it [...]

I won’t be alone in a while. In a little while I’ll leave to be with other people. But right now, I am alone. It’s gray outside, and quiet in here; I didn’t expect to be alone but I’m glad I am, except for the headache. I think maybe I should write or watch a [...]