Archive for the 'search terms I find amusing' Category

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007
Moving forward.

I’ve reached the point in The Stand where something bad is being set up to happen. I’d forgotten about it. And now I don’t want to finish reading. See, I know what happens (it’s one of my favorite books, after all.) And I don’t want to lose my favorite character again. Right now, he’s fine. [...]

Sunday, October 28th, 2007
So this is it.

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I start the new book tomorrow. I wrote the first couple lines a few weeks ago but tomorrow I actually have to get started. *passes out* I really should go to bed, now. Get some sleep. My stomach is churning. I’m nervous and yet excited, like the night before Prom. The big question [...]

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007
Brandon having sex with Megan

…sadly, not here. (Oh, Brandon Routh, how you have infiltrated my mind!) Dean and Sam Winchester Halloween Costumes I can help you with: For Dean, you need a pair of grungy, beat up jeans with holes in the knees, a faded dark colored t-shirt, a plaid shirt, a battered leather jacket (brown?) with the color [...]

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007
Finding your voice

Maybe it would be a good idea for me to write something writerly, like some advice or something. Or, well, maybe I’m procrastinating. But c’mon, I  get a number of hits to this blog searching for Dean Winchester Sex (and again, I say yes, please!) and Megan Padalecki (still not her) and Freaky Things To [...]

Sunday, September 9th, 2007
Sex with Dean Winchester!

Yes, please. *waits* *waits* *waits some more* *realizes Dean Winchester is a fictional character* *is briefly despondant* Haha…man, I love the search terms that bring people here. If you’re here searching for sex with Dean Winchester, hey, I hope you get some. To the folks STILL looking for Megan Padalecki, I’m still not her. And [...]

Thursday, July 19th, 2007
Oh, if only…

Sorry, guys. I do not have Jared Padalecki’s email address. I’m still not Megan Padalecki. I think it’s a hoot that people searching on those terms come here. I wish I could help you out, I really, really do. For those of you looking for Dean Winchester erotic again, sorry to disappoint. That stuff is [...]

Monday, July 9th, 2007
I am so proud.

My favorite search string that led someone to my blog? “in-bed balls itch.” Yeah. Brought ‘em right to me. *sigh* Someone was also looking for BAD MEGAN. Haha. Yeah. That’s me! Annnnd, two more lookers for Megan Padalecki. Hey, Megan Padalecki. Email me. Or something. Because I am so not you, but someone’s looking for [...]

Monday, June 11th, 2007
library update

I scored at the liberry, y’all. I gorged a bit. Came home with five books (only five?!) and two DVD’s. Never mind the bazillion books I have on my TBR pile (literally, a pile, by my bed. Well, three piles.) I got some Orson Scott Card, some Scott Westerfield, some Charlaine Harris…wheee ha! I got [...]

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007
HAHAHAHA!

OH MAN! Haha. Broken penis!!! Who was looking for that and came here! Oh, that’s so sad, man, I’m sorry!!! YIKES!!! Also, Dean Winchester Romance…yes, please. Again, I don’t write it, but I like to think about it. And finally, Tempted By Two is by my friend Anya Bast not by me…but hello! M

Monday, May 14th, 2007
Supernatural Winchester Erotica…

haha! Yeah…I don’t write that. Sorry. I sure like to think about it, though. M PS — how much do I love that people are searching “Dean Winchester” and finding me? haha! Ohhhhh, DEAN!