Archive for the 'search terms I find amusing' Category

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009
people come here looking for strange things

“zachary quinto” “in bed” — um, wow, not the last time I checked bow leg jensen ackles — awww if you prick me — do I not bleed? (hath not a dude eyes?) naked jensen ackles — erm…not here megan hart free — No. I’m not free. And if you’re looking to download my books [...]

Thursday, June 11th, 2009
Haven’t done this in awhile…

Search terms I find amusing: will megan hart write about jack– Ouija says…yes? jensen ackles– Oh, Jensen. I get more hits for you than anything but my own name. breast wife beater nipple free — I don’t…even…know.

Friday, February 13th, 2009
Okay…

…now someone’s just messing with me. Someone actually searched Megan Hart Padalecki and hit my blog. Seriously. Haven’t you been paying attention? Keanu’s the only other man I’d ever marry. Megan HART REEVES. …though I wouldn’t change my name for him. M

Thursday, December 18th, 2008
I’m a doof.

I get ridiculously excited when I see hits to my blog from Los Angeles and Vancouver. Also. Searching “skin-to-skin contact with Dean Winchester” –well, now. I guess for some reason my blog shows up related to that. I can’t imagine why. Some other searches that brought people to me: “Naked men picture archives” — very [...]

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008
LOL

New funny search terms bringing people to my blog: where is megan hart deeper?– Umm…that’s a personal question. i want to contact naked men photos to be my friend — well, who doesn’t? shyeah… naked men contests– …m’kay brandon routh — don’t let Mrs. Brandon catch you mackin’ on her man, she’ll bust your ass [...]

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008
Why, people? Whyyyy?

most recent search terms bringing someone to my blog: jensen ackles bow legs — huh? (Hmm, now that I think about it…let me think about that some more…ok…what was I saying?) something you shout out that begins with an s — SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS! MEGAN PADALECKI – again? *sigh* (Though I was a big nerd and did [...]

Thursday, November 6th, 2008
Jensen and Jared

I get more hits to this blog on the search strings involving “Jensen Ackles” and “Jared Padalecki” than anything else, other than my name. M

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008
I just have to laugh.

Megan Hart broken and dirty — wow. I don’t think there are pictures of it anywhere, but you never know. Megan Hart read online for free – yeah. How about you DON’T steal from me, my publisher, my editor and my agent? K’thanks. I *DO* have a free online read called the Road Taken and [...]

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
Winchester Sex!!!

Dean Winchester sex! Well, hello. I’m still getting so many hits about Dean Winchester sex it’s not even funny. Why it would be funny, I don’t. But I’m still not Megan Padalecki. Fuhserious, ya’ll. NOT HER. If you’re here for info on Dirty by Megan Hart, Broken by Megan Hart, Tempted by Megan Hart, this [...]

Sunday, January 13th, 2008
Dear Gale Harold…

I think you are fab. I wish I watched Grey’s Anatomy so I could’ve seen your gig. I DID watch every episode of Vanished until it…Vanished. Eddie Cibrian? Ain’t no Gale, that’s all I’m saying. Now I have only one episode of QAF left. One. Only one. Only one more unwatched episode, one more walk [...]

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