October 19th, 2009
Another conversation with my spawn.

daughter: “How do people with no legs go to the bathroom?”

me: “You are aware that your legs have nothing to do with going to the bathroom, right?”

daughter: “but if they don’t have any legs, they don’t have a place ‘between’ the legs, which is where you go to the bathroom from.”

me: “believe me, it works out all right.”

daughter: “what if they don’t have arms OR legs?”

me: “well, that might be more difficult and they probably would need help, and maybe they might need a diaper in case they have an accident in their pants.”

son: “…well, if they don’t have legs, they sure don’t need pants.”

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4 comments to “Another conversation with my spawn.”

  1. 1

    Haha gotta love kids they get right to the point and they are precise they want to know it in detail.


  2. 2

    I read both post of conversations with your kids. You just can’t escape a boy’s logic can you. Since I have boys this one just cracked me up.


  3. 3

    LOL…Kids, Gotta Love Em and wish they had mute buttons.


  4. 4

    rofl…genius…


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