Archive for October 19th, 2009

Monday, October 19th, 2009
yet another conversation with my spawn

Daughter, looking at poster of TEMPTED on my office wall: “Are there three people in that picture?” Me: “Yes.” Daughter: “She’s wearing a ring, is she supposed to be married?” Me: “Yes.” Daughter: “Which one is her husband?” Me: “This one. The other one is her husband’s best friend.” Daughter: “I bet that was awkward.” [...]

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Monday, October 19th, 2009
Another conversation with my spawn.

daughter: “How do people with no legs go to the bathroom?” me: “You are aware that your legs have nothing to do with going to the bathroom, right?” daughter: “but if they don’t have any legs, they don’t have a place ‘between’ the legs, which is where you go to the bathroom from.” me: “believe [...]

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