I don’t think it’s really that cool to recommend your own book or beg people to read it in like, the Amazon.com forums and whatnot.
I’ll beg you to read my book, sure, but here on my OWN blog.
I also sorta kinda think it’s a little bit ewww to use your author bio to detail your sexual history and why it makes or does not make you qualified to write erotic stories. Because…um…ewww. I don’t want to know about your sexual history. Really.
PLEASE BUY MY BOOK. I promise not to regale you with tales of my sexual history.
I’m off to St. Louis today! Yippee, yahoo! I’ve got my bag packed and I’m simmering in that anxious traveling way, hoping I don’t miss a flight and can find the shuttle, hoping I remember to stop and get some cash so I’m not stranded without money, hoping I can make it through security without getting frisked…oh, wait, I promised not to talk about my sexual history.
Please buy my book!
M





September 30th, 2009 at 9:24 am · Link
Have a SAFE trip. Passing through there once, we stopped to grab a bite at a Church’s Chicken…
Of COURSEEEEEE with our luck we were on the proverbial WRONG side of the tracks.
Ya know, the bullet proof glass inside was a bit of a hint.
Have fun, stay safe and return happy!
September 30th, 2009 at 8:28 pm · Link
“I promise not to regale you with tales of my sexual history.”
You mean your books aren’t autobiographical?