Originally published at Read In Bed!. Please leave any comments there.

I’m not going to eat lima beans. I’m not going to stick a toothpick in my eye. I’m not going to watch reality TV. I’m not going to listen to jazz. I’m not going to take a cold shower. I’m not going to install Windows Vista. I’m not going to wear corduroy. I’m not going to smell the garbage can. I’m not going to buy a dog. I’m not going to weed my garden. I’m not going to kiss a cactus.

Why?

Well, because I don’t like to.

Isn’t it that simple, really?

Thanks.

M

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