Ok, so it’s true, I would never have called myself a fan before a few hours ago. But something has changed. Something that’s been creeping up on me over time.
You’re pretty much impossible to ignore — what with the whole celebrity thing going on and all. So I always knew who you were. Add to that you have one of the single most lovely lines in any song I’ve ever heard — “I’ll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it” — and so, yeah, I know who you are. Plus, dude, your songs are unavoidable all over the radio.
But I dunno, lately…the Borat bathing suit pics found their way onto my browser one day, and then I just…well, my dear John Mayer, I think I love you.
Not because you’re a great musician, though there’s no doubt you are. But because you seem like a great GUY. Actually, you seem like a fun and normal sort of dude, and frankly, my future BIL started sending me your videos on Youtube and…well…
I love you.
So now I guess I have to go to iTunes and buy all your music because I have to show my love with financial support.
Oh. And you’re awfully cute.
I might have to make my next hero a dark-haired mop top who wears velvet coats. Well. Actually, I think I already have written a couple like that.
DUDE!
I think I love you!
M





March 24th, 2008 at 9:00 pm · Link
This is the Cd to get if you must own only one in your lifetime:
http://www.amazon.com/John-Mayer-Trio-Live-Concert/dp/B000BJS4SU/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1206417429&sr=1-5
I didn’t like him when he first came out, but now I’m totally sold.
March 24th, 2008 at 9:06 pm · Link
Thanks, I’ll check it out!
March 25th, 2008 at 8:52 am · Link
I just love it when he is on TMZ….My fav was when they have on phone talking about jock itch….
http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/12/john-mayer-has-jock-itch/
http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/07/foot-fungus-for-mayer/